Money well spent.

Sputnix.

This is the efficiency of the market at work.

Finally a reason to like Covid.

Shut up, Greg.

His intention is to redirect AI chips to bribe Tesla investors into voting for his ludicrous pay package. This shouldn’t be read as anything else.

They should have given him an MRI scan to be completely sure.

You certainly won’t have to rehire many of them in a week or two as your operations turn to shit.

I’m not suggesting you’re wrong to be surprised by this—just celebrating Simmons’ decision not to respond to the question.

It isn’t a requirement that anybody discusses their sexuality publicly. Society only expects explanation when someone is suspected of not being heterosexual.

Tuba mirum spargens sonum per sepulcra regionum, coget omnes ante thronum.

Mors stupebit et natura, cum resurget creatura, judicanti responsura.

Earth is not a country.

They’ll fix it with a software update it’s not a real recall Teslas are different it’s not a real recall.

Or just pay humans a living wage to do it today, no trial required.

Tesla’s on-wheel turn signal buttons are criminally bad.

Choosing Musk and SpaceX for Artemis is likely NASAs biggest mistake.

They are unsafe in every situation, not just on roundabouts.

I can’t wait for the NHTSB’s verdict on the Cybertruck.

Ultrasound AKA 5G mind waves.

According to Elon Musk all of these things are coming next year.