Please use this website to find your california senator and assemblymember: https://findyourrep.legislature.ca.gov/ From there, you can click the links to their individual webpages. Scroll to the bottom or click on “contact me” to find their phone #s.

Also contact the office of Governor Newsom at 916-445-2841

Its easy to call! You just get some intern on the phone or their voice mailbox. You say something like, “Hi, my name is whatever, I’m calling from wherever, I want to encourage [politicians name] to oppose Senate bill 690, the corporate cover up act. Please protect my privacy.” And then they say, “OK, how do you spell your last name? Thanks for calling”

Its not hard to do. The government feels crazier than ever. Make your voice heard!

Once you’ve done this, you’ll realize that it’s also easy to call your congress and house of rep members to encourage them to oppose attacking Iran.

Isaac Newton: Vigorously rubs roof of car

More like the epitome of efficiency.

Serious question: This car starts driving at you and the driver appears to have bad intentions. There are a bunch of people around. What’s your plan?

That’s a cool looking bike but the guy on it couldn’t possibly look more frumpy and uncomfortable.

Oh god. I actually started gagging and coughing.