I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

I beg thy pardon.

As you can see from the data: as Everybody increases, so too does Sucks.

A similar trend can be seen here: on the X axis we track Everything, and on the Y axis a pronounced increase in Fucked is revealed.

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

Gotta say, I’ve always been blown away by how easy it is to connect Logitech stuff to their little multi-device dongles.

Recently started trying out the Flow feature and I’m a lot less blown away, but the dongle thing is plenty enough for me. I give them a thumbs up.

Ahhh, craaap…

Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.

The weird part is in the mirror.

That’s just what Big February wants you to think.

I’m in the living room!

Magnitude -4 earthquake hit my house today.

Yes, but you didn’t feel the need to add a note about how you pronounced it just now. And I don’t care if you know how to say it right. Doesn’t matter in text.

I can’t think of another word where spelling it correctly isn’t enough. One must also convey the way they pronounce the word too. The people need to know.

Not to mention they’ll play worse if they’re distracted.

Might not work so great on team chat…

Kinda sounds like an accident you make in your pants.

Yeah the whole reason Apple won’t allow it is because they expect you to conclude exactly this.

That’s too bad. Just in these last few days I’ve been messing around with free Spotify and I was wondering if it might be worth trying out paying for it.

What exactly is the full screen garbage you’re talking about?

Correct. I’m B 100%.

Man, I’m still waiting on Netflix to tell me my parents and I can’t use the same account. They asked for an email verification code one time and that’s been it.

Honestly I’m just kind of blue balled at this point. Just make me cancel already!