They’re semiquotes.

‘If you’re the kind of guy who’s always ‘giving people a hard time,’ please know you’re the most draining sort person to be around, and people are actively avoiding you.’

Yeah, uBlock mostly just adds CSS rules as display:none, and Google still pretends that’s some kind of security nightmare.

Because they’re an abusive monopoly that must be shattered.

You can just uBlock the thing on the front page.

If your browser recently tried killing uBlock - switch.

If you forget the second step, well, that’s what sweet potatoes are.

And for those who aren’t aware, it sounds killer when played at the wrong speed.

“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” is a fucking crime.

Yeah, that guy’s not joking.

It’s not some kayfabe act. He is sincere in all of that posturing assholery.

Block and move on.

If you’re using Twitter, fuck you.

I don’t care why you’re still on some fascist manchild’s propaganda box. Leave. You’re already here - you know alternatives exist. Stop visiting the Nazi bar.

Elrond: “Is this… are we inside a cave? It’s day outside, but the Palantir itself is the only light. Oh Eru damn it, Celeborn!”

He’s got a whole crew, Kale! I’m obviously speaking metaphorically!

Alas, cats prefer people who don’t prefer them.

If you say goodbye to the cat, it’s a Tokyo sayonara.

Sometimes an engineer has an idea and gets offended that it doesn’t exist.

We’re like wizards. The miracles you want are practical, mundane, boring. The miracles we want are whimsical bullshit. Guess which ones get done sooner.

I have no idea why you’d do this.

But bravo.

Good?

A gaming device should not be an… eierlegende Wollmilchsau. It should play games with minimal bullshit. The possibility of being a general computer does not necessarily demand the ease of being a general computer. So long as you’re the one deciding when and how it acts like a fixed-function gizmo, great.

Gimme a keeso fazhita with lots of jollupanos.

Conservatism is endless excuses for “well somebody’s gotta be king.”

They’ll make up all kinds of bullshit for you to deal with.

They put DRM into cables.

For all that leftists insist ‘liberals always choose fascism,’ y’all seem real insistent about not stopping an outright fascist.