This project has such a weird niche now that Bazzite is catching on.

The number of places you’d consider an XP VM - or god help you, actual 32-bit hardware - is steadily shrinking. If this project Just Works for programs with hideous picky installers, hey great, but that seems untenable. Sometimes even era-correct hardware won’t satisfy the wizard. Like this EXE knows it’s not not 2003 anymore, because the stars are misaligned, and your WinRAR trial has expired.

We ruined everything for Hollywood accounting and sportsball.

There’s DRM in your goddamn video cables.

Beef tallow.

Seriously.

Folks, I was not joking; they were real and they looked sick.

… and they did infamously have issues with wildlife getting caught in the pipes while eating the airtight sealant.

The pneumatic railway tubes, with the homogeneous rat viscera?

You know it’s crazy, someone just told me that’s more dangerous than having them do nothing.

Experts who enjoy doing [blank] the hard way don’t enjoy the tool that lets novices do [blank] at a junior level.

Somehow this means the tool is completely worthless and nobody should ever use it.

More like, the power of knowing it doesn’t get worse for you. The whole world knows he creeped on several teenage interns. But there’s a shockingly glib record of who outright raped a child, and he knows he’s not on it.

It’s that mysterious Individual 1.

Well, figuratively.

What, the fact it can do a generic 2000s webcomic on-demand? This is fucking witchcraft.

It’s just these six assholes. The institution is not the problem; it’s that decades of conservative ratfucking have installed a majority of ratfuckers.

Folks, they train on Disney movies. Intellectual property is not a factor.

“Ice Weasel. Love is the everchanging spectrum of a lie.”

Mozilla has been kinda stupid since the browser was also called Mozilla.

Nooo don’t you know this is fundamentally different from manually photoshopping the same joke?!

… why the fuck would proving Valve’s superdupermajority market share hinge on WON?

Confused, full of cheese, unsure of the day of the week

Couldn’t even include the real movie… that’s just rude.

Lucille: “I don’t care for Tetris.bas.”