This happened to me at a work party. I was talking to an HR lady and some of the food from her mouth flew out and landed on my glasses.

Like a big chunk of food, right in my field of view.

We both pretended it didn’t happen. We wanted for the conversation to end and I left to clean my glasses.

Living the dream

Babe, wake up.

So is that trigger discipline. That dude is going to kill someone with that bullshit

I worked at a fast food place in high school. They trained us to put the condiments on the bottom bun so you taste it sooner in the tongue. I basically eat my burgers with that logic in mind now. Whatever side the door is is now down.

I tried it and your meme disappeared. I had to go back to hot to find it. 🤔

Christian: Christ

My go-to phrase now is , “don’t judge a book by its movie.”