You can have windows running on a literal super computer and you’ll still get slapped with the “This won’t take long” screen lol

Ted Ts’o being awoken by the “next gen fs” devs screaming outside his house

Let’s Encrypt has also started offering 7 day certs for people who are confident that they spent more than 5 minutes to setup their cert management lol.

Next year’s CES is gonna be every AI product from this year’s CES but with no progress on release date because they can’t even buy the consumer grade hardware to produce it since it all went into data centers lol.

Not to ruin people getting off of streaming, but the biggest bang for buck in storage will be regular old hard drives unless you need to backup like >500Tb of storage (then tape drives).

DVDs are cool but they only have a 4/8Gb capacity.

BluRay pushes it to 70/100/120gb which is great for one 4K movie lol.

Use our easy bash oneliner to install our software!

Looks inside script

if [ $(command -v apt-get) ]; then apt-get install app; else echo “Unsupported OS”

Still less annoying than trying to build something from source in which the dev claims has like 3 dependencies but in reality requires 500mb of random packages you’ve never even heard of, all while their build system doesn’t do any pre comp checking so the build fails after a solid hours of compilation.

Gamefreak used an additional hardcoded RSA public key auth in Pokémon Black/White because for some reason they didn’t trust OpenSSL to not fail for their HTTPS API connections, and yet here we are in 2026 with unauthenticated API endpoints.

Was ChatGPT unable to generate swagger docs they could have lazily plugged into an API scanner bruh

Or better yet notice the big fat “unathenticated” label when you look at the endpoint list.

I found a thread on reddit where some doofus was claiming the classic cube layout from Compiz is completly useless and nothing more than eye candy after someone was having trouble with setting up the cube on Wayfire.

It is objectively the best way to handle multiple workspaces.

I completely blame ChromeOS.

Even on AD snafu’d windows, the first thing we all did was figure out how to bypass any block and do what we wanted to.

Kids are growing up not knowing there are things you can do aside from accessing the internet and loading crappy webpages.

I forgot already but doesn’t he work for MSFT now?

I swear the moment he got a new job is when he came out with run0

Go Go Gadget zswap!

Yeah I remember the record for a beheading test was like 30-45 seconds where the guy who was executed basically tried to blink every second to confirm he was conscious, and iirc the average was agreed to be something like 15 seconds tops

firearm blocking technology.

grep -r "gun"

Just use any Linux distro you like!

Stock Ubuntu with GNOME

Have you tried sfc /scannow ?

I’m still waiting for them to use the F-35 against an actual competent adversary with an actual airforce, but I think the only possibility would be China.

Maybe Pakistan if India buys the F-35, but even they know its a Lockheed money scam.

I’m using Rocknix on an android handheld and it feels so powerful to be running 6.18 mainline kernel with all the modern features I want despite having to build stuff from source since the package manager only has a small list of stuff mostly meant for networking (Entware).

Even though its in beta for my device (AYn Thor), it works so well after only 4 months of development that I’m genuinely reaching the point of perma install and removing the stock Android install from the device.

I would pay cold hard cash for an OEM to do the same with PostmarketOS. Throw in proper open source kernel modules and use Steam’s upcoming waydroid fork for Android compatibility, and then throw that sucker in the market and watch Google try to litigate it out of existence.

https://lemmy.world/post/14432399

3rd world immigrants watching Americans deal with American fashion protest crackdowns that also killed their leaders/journalists/family members:

I’m more surprised this isn’t Microsoft lol