“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@[email protected]

Trying to be the best crab I can.

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Cake day: July 25th, 2023

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  • a friend of mine worked at arby’s for two years. his car became more and more pungent because he couldn’t bring his work clothes inside (washed them monthly-ish at a laundromat) - his dogs would eat them, after a single shift running fryers and slicing meat, his clothes and shoes became revolting smelling temptations to the guy’s dobies, so he’d leave everything in his car and run inside in boxers lol.


  • it is bullshit, and it should stop.

    the invective I see people pour onto parents for this is wild to me. like somehow there should have been a revolution circa 1968 that stopped all circumcision and anyone who got snipped after was abused by their parents… not a choice I’d make, not a choice I need to make, but I know one guy who blames most of the problems in his life at step one, snip, and everything else hinged on that, convinced it robbed him of…?

    everyone’s living their own crazy lives.













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    11 days ago

    fuck this brings back memories of ‘ok, now check the box that says tcp/ip and then click the button next to it that says tcp/ip settings’

    there’s no button

    ‘there’s no button? uh what do you see?’

    I know what a button is there’s no button. I don’t see a button.

    “ok, let’s backtrack a bit - describe what menu you’re in”

    there’s no button.

    I do not miss those days