“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@[email protected]

Trying to be the best crab I can.

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Cake day: July 25th, 2023

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  • discredit vegans

    lolwat?

    like, “yeah it’s true, they’re all eating bacon when we aren’t looking-” ?

    my deceased FIL was a ms cheerleader for decades, went to MSDN events, had a home office fuckin chock fulla MS credentials and certificates (wooden displays plaques) - he would talk about Linux being a) useless hobbyist OS that’ll never be reliable for REAL jobs (this was already delusional in the late 90s) and b) it’ll be ‘outlawed because they’re gonna find stolen code watch’.

    so just fyi, some people are deranged and ideologically motivated, his was probably due to insecurity about MS - even back then it was heinously expensive (CAL’s and licence management being one of his main jobs and a source of constant budget overages)… wonder what he’d think of today’s ms with bash and linux lol…











  • a friend of mine worked at arby’s for two years. his car became more and more pungent because he couldn’t bring his work clothes inside (washed them monthly-ish at a laundromat) - his dogs would eat them, after a single shift running fryers and slicing meat, his clothes and shoes became revolting smelling temptations to the guy’s dobies, so he’d leave everything in his car and run inside in boxers lol.


  • it is bullshit, and it should stop.

    the invective I see people pour onto parents for this is wild to me. like somehow there should have been a revolution circa 1968 that stopped all circumcision and anyone who got snipped after was abused by their parents… not a choice I’d make, not a choice I need to make, but I know one guy who blames most of the problems in his life at step one, snip, and everything else hinged on that, convinced it robbed him of…?

    everyone’s living their own crazy lives.