im urbandictionarying stuff all the time, that’s how i know it means “group masturbation”

it’s called “my place” or “their place”, and we make coffee for a cent on the dollar

i’ll just wave/smile, and go one with my day, because i’ll have music playing in my headphones anyway 👌

TÜV sagt nein.

DIN 18040

Ramps, external ramp, internal ramp, handrail

Access areas at entrances with a gradient of 3% or more must be designed as ramps. With a length of up to 10 m, a longitudinal gradient of up to 4% is permitted. Ramps must be safe to walk and drive on. Drainage must be ensured in the outdoor area.

Ramps in public areas must always be designed in accordance with DIN 18040-1 with a maximum gradient of 6% and without a transverse gradient!

• Longitudinal gradient: max.6%
• Transverse gradient: 0
• Clear width: min.1.20m
• Length of ramp run: max.6.00m
• Length of intermediate landing: min.1.50m
• Height of wheel deflector: min.0.10m
• Height of handrail on both sides: 0.85 to 0.95m with flush finish
• Handrail diameter: 0.035 to 0.04m

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i’d rather have it the other way around:

• duckduckgo.com: no ai
• ai.duckduckgo.com: with ai

very cool thank you! 😊

wow i miss this era so much, bring back the rotating and blinking gifs, marquees and quaint color palettes!

Fair, that’s a possibility too

Mitch doesn’t intend on becoming a Female Doctor and decided to mention it. No HRT for you Mitch!

It is, it’s the far right party in Germany, with many of its members carrying sentences for incitement for racial hatred and public use of nazi quotes/symbols/gestures.

They currently have ~20% of the electorate on their side, and there’s an ongoing procedure to declare them illegal (as measures against the emergence of nationalistic movements were enshrined in the constitution post WW2)

Bullshit für Deutschland

yup it works

and this time Gillian Anderson is paid the same as David Duchovny from the very beginning

alright then i’m not sure :')

if your two accounts are on a different instance, federation takes a while, your follow signals to your instance to synchronize the content from the other account, and it’s not instantaneous, it’s queued along the requests of everyone else on your instance.

A significant supply chain attack hit NPM after 17 popular Gluestack ‘@react-native-aria’ packages with over 1 million downloads were compromised to include malicious code that acts as a remote access trojan (RAT).

it hasn’t been reachable since 2023: https://mastodon.help/instances?id=3567

that statement still doesn’t exclude you from being trans :)

thankfully it can be stopped by a light rain

yeah, that’s the (automated) translation of the text shown in the picture:

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