told my gf last night I’d never consider living where we can’t smoke weed and she can’t be fully autonomous with her body; “maybe the most romantic thing I’ve ever been told” lol 🤙

Check out the big brain on OJ! 🍊

dumb cunts

the real banana stand!

Hopefully they do a deck return program like guns

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true shit! That and theming live journal for some ladies was a good racket in HS

this one does require a “small” amount of “critical thinking”

I almost typed “I don’t know why we invest in ignorance,” but I do. Goddamn dude

Lincoln to JFK with this one spicy tip

I’ve got .rar file parts of FRIENDS episodes strewn across thousands of floppies, it’s a way to give your life meaning during the end times

the sound of that recall means more carbon and jobs, bobby :)

I guess I’ve been getting all the goblincore posts, not enough cryptid action. I need to switch it up!

well hell let’s rip into these ripened bastards

why have I never encountered the word ‘cryptid’ until 2024, specifically in meme form, multiple times? Odd thing. tf are the kids up to these days

angry beavers had me convinced these would be ubiquitous so this is great news. stoked

If you can continue with vapid schemes that ensure endless shareholder value I’ll follow you anywhere senpaisano

ol peg leg was a fuckin smoke show too dude. Big Al had the blueprint, just tune in and watch him work

I’ll have to check that out then