I can only defend myself with the good old “it is impossible to write a Y̶o̶u̶T̶u̶b̶e̶ Lemmy comment stupid enough that everyone will realise it is ment to be sarcastic”

Preprocessing source code is an awful idea and I wish it never became widespread.

I used to hate semantic whitespace, but I came around when I was using it anyway.

Please don’t.

The last line should really say “hold my potatoes”

You should cross post this to [email protected]

Oh my god, gpt has clearly digested tons and tons of teenage fanfic, I can recognise the style from a mile away.

Feel free to summarise it for us when you are done ('cause I ain’t reading it anytime soon)