Lately, I’ve been rationalizing it as “I don’t want to die, I want to WANT to live.”

Still figuring out how to make it happen, but at least now I’ve got a catchy slogan for it

Sheesh, should’ve known better than to try and make a joke around here, I guess. I appreciated it, at least. I’ve got a soft spot for suddenly making really dire, grim statements in otherwise totally pedestrian conversations

It genuinely boggles that so many people would take “the evil night-horrors” as an actual argument for this

Just under ‘cock-up’, I guess

I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this, but I seem to do it a lot

But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis???

I relate to the baby that was apparently too ugly to eat

Damn, people just straight-up don’t care about the content of an image if they see an opportunity to go on a tangent.

I wonder how ridiculous you have to make the text- paired with a pictograph of a problematic take like the original for this one- before people realize it’s not actually repeating the original sentiment or even saying anything at all

Hell yeah, rip 'em all day (when the setting is appropriate to do so)

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And, if my understanding of how everything that ends up following dystopian fiction only seems to get the dullest parts of it is true, it means we won’t even get a cool song to sing :\

Hawaii and Nevada should date ❤️

Well, let 'em come over and we can all clip coupons together

“Comin’ through, fuckers,” has always worked well enough for me. People tend not to ignore it.

I think I’d wanna get this for the Mountain Dew-themed PC build I didn’t know I wanted to do until right this very moment.

That, or I was thinking this wasn’t even real, and was more of a “proof of concept” video with the ads edited onto the buildings. So, the person would have to stay still to make it easier to overlay the animations onto the building without having to worry about the angle getting messed up and making it too obvious when the angles of the animation and of the building’s face don’t line up.

I don’t really have any definitive proof of that, though, so it’s honestly only a guess

Yeah, an Alignment Issue

Jesus. Used to just be like 50 cents to add cheese. Now I’ve gotta drive all the way to Michigan??

*In Corolla intensifies*

Fuck 'em, I do what I want.

Truly, I am in awe. Everything meant so little before this moment. How lucky we are to have lived to see this day. I must never forget this. I will never forget this.