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…at a quick glance-scan, i though that third row under gen X read ‘starfleet’: did a double-take and was disappointed…

…howdy-do, ladies…

…you’ll put your eye out, kid…

…industrial shredder: quick, efficient, good-enough for baby chickens, good enough for ICE agents…

…what?..no, that’s blown HDPE: a translucent plastic bottle with syrup inside…

…grant imahara should’ve been cast as reed richards… =(

…oh, i think you misunderstand me: that’s not impaired driving, that’s skillful navigation through the normal flow of traffic in sàigòn…

…oh, that’s just the vietnam regional setting…

…satellite galaxies != galaxy clusters; andromedia is 2.5 million light-years distant and the cluster in this study is about ten times that size, 23 million light-years across…

…that’s correct: i assumed 0.01c and didn’t adjust for time dilation, which can drastically affect the calculations depending upon how far we push relativistic super-science, although the required energies are commensurately absurd…

…for those distances we’re talking hundreds of millions of years at relativistic velocities, even billions…

…i was thinking bathtub cheese but that’ll do…

f*ck morning people
f*ck morning, people
f*ck, morning people

…the last thing i want is to interact with another living soul before 11.30, preferably not before 13.30: i wish they were dead, or at least not a part of the world i live in…

…to quote my boss from my third professional job: “i may be a whore, but at least i’m not a slut: sluts don’t get paid”…

…i have not thought about wingman’s hangar for a long, long time…

…i though vibe code was strictly a pejorative term: are there people who use it non-ironically?..

…where’s spock, the rock, doc oc, and hulk hogan?..