I have the dogs and only two hands, I wish I had three hands so I could pet them all at once instead of having to alternate depending on who shoves who out of the way

It’s still all Greek to me

Unless I’m the mush are sending me to another plane of existence, no thanks. Milk is pretty good though.

I’m not even a weeb I just think mushrooms are nasty.

I’d rather bust my nut on a waifu figurine than eat mushrooms and milk for breakfast.

Save on archeology assessments by not having any remains.

Modern problems and all that.

Public servant here, the city I live in isn’t hiring and when they do it’s extremely competitive, think 150+ applications for one position. The city I work for is an hour away and I’ve been doing the drive for two years. I can’t move closer due to lack of rentals and what is available is too expensive (I saw a 2br for 3100 this morning) and they won’t rent to me because of pets (why bother when there is someone without pets who is willing to pay 60% of their salary, less risk for your “investment”). Can’t buy because I can’t afford 600k for a starter home with how crazy interest rates are right now I would be looking at a 3k/month mortgage.

I could try adjacent work closer to home, but there isn’t much and it would be a pay cut even accounting for gas. Also no viable transit option available unless I want to leave my house at 5 and get home at 7.

So far I’ve been able to get 1 wfh day, 2 or 3 would be nice but I need to be in office to deal with the public.

Please don’t give Hollywood anymore ideas

My highway has lights because the gov’t was too cheap for clovers in the 90s.

You don’t understand, I have to turn left in 25 km and what if I can’t get back into my lane after I let you pass and I miss my turn. I’m not a confident driver so I am going to do what’s safest and best for me and everyone else can just accept it. I’m going fast enough at 5km over the posted speed limit and you can just slow down, life isn’t a race unless I need it to be.

-The asshole I encounter daily on my commute.

For highway lowering the speed may be effective but lowering the speed limit from 50 to 30 won’t stop drivers from going 50 unless the road is designed for lower speeds. So long as lanes are wide and there are little obstructions for drivers to worry about hitting, such as bumpouts, boulevards, etc., they will go as fast as they feel comfortable unless there is a cop behind them.

Edit: 50kmh to 30kmh I don’t know what that is in freedom miles

Inner cores = intercourse

But as another commenter state, Clinton said he never had sexual relations, not intercourse.

Pretty much, the plot was dumb and the story wasn’t much better but that didn’t stop it from being a fun watch. Ironically Ryan Gosling, a man, was the best part of the movie.

Tame is a good word to describe the messaging.

Barbie was a funny movie, the only people complaining about “the propaganda” are retards who don’t understand women are people.

Loved that megazord. That was one of the very first santa gifts I can remember back when I was little. Played the shit outta that thing.

The alternate start screen is a good start, but I need more before I spend my money.

I never understood this show when I was a kid watching it, I still don’t but it’s funny as hell.

You’d think I would’ve learned after the 13th time that CBC would never air Fifth Element, but I like to be optimistic.

Every time I catch 5th Element scrolling through the channels, I put it on.

Same, when u had cable at least. I had gotten trolled by The Fifth Estate, a Canadian investigative news series, so many times while surfing thinking it was Fifth Element.

I like watching the earwax guy, it’s oddly satisfying