I’m an electrical engineer living in Los Angeles, CA.
Invent a time machine, send a robot back in time to terminate their parents.
But why is the background mirrored? All of the text is backwards.
“Did I hear a rock and stone?”
Thanks, I hate it. One more set of batteries, one more flaky wireless link to troubleshoot. Please take all those fancy electronics, and put them inside the phone where they belong.
Where do you plug in your headphones?
“Whosoever holds this screwdriver, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” -Odin, probably
Can confirm. I once had a letter opener made to look like a tiny katana, with a scabbard and everything. It was fucking awesome.
I am not a vampire lawyer, but vampire courts do tend to side with the vampire when these types of questions come up after the fact.
Yes, you agreed to the Terms of Service (aka Social Contract). For people in the USA, that includes the 4th amendment, which explicitly allows law enforcement (living or semi-living) to enter with a warrant. Therefore you have granted permission to enter.
If they don’t have a warrant, or if they messed up the paperwork somehow, then they burst into flame.
Look at all those beautiful pixels and crisp text. 10/10.
This is basically “Weekend at Bernie’s”, using the likeness of a dead man as a puppet.
The Bagger 288 is there to safeguard all mankind.
The Bagger 288 wreaks total utter devastation.
The Bagger 288 contains an artificial mind.
This mind is full of hatred, violence is its sole vocation.
IRS doesn’t care when you buy gold, only when you sell it. At that point, it’s treated like capital gains on any other investment.
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Is that “two-thirds of the people left behind, each in one piece” or “two-thirds of the scattered remains of each victim”? Because those are very different problems.