Hands the Joker unscathed to the police only for him to escape 10 minutes later

The 2D Castlevania games still hold up well, except the NES ones for being NES hard. Most of them are available for purchase through collections.

I think he meant the environment will be so polluted and radioactive that cancer will be more common at younger ages

I still have it installed and I plan to keep it until my smartphone stops working

In the latest game she triggers a massive flood that destroys an entire village, possibly killing hundreds of people, IN THE TUTORIAL STAGE!

I had a boss who thought I was slacking off when I opened the “incomprehensible black screen with random letters and numbers”.

My theory is that C-suites are actually using “AI efficiency gain” as an excuse for laying off workers without scaring the shareholders.

“I didn’t lay off 10% of the workforce because the company is failing. It’s because… uhmmmm… AI! I have replaced them with AI! Please give us more money.”

Whenever a chatbot is added to a product I use, the first and only thing I ask is how to disable it

That’s exactly how it happened at my previous job :(

Yeah, that one…

I once had a junior calling me in a panic because he didn’t know how to quit nano. NANO!

I must still have a Pentium S with Windows 98 back at my mom’s house. Now I am wondering if it could run Linux.

The time travellers already got Hatler and Hetler. They are still working on the next letter.

“updated package-lock.json”

Back when computers were a novelty, we had schools dedicated to teaching people how to use them in my country.

The classes ranged from the most basic stuff, such as how to use a mouse, to more advanced topics, such as how to use the Windows registry.

We might need to bring these schools back in the near future.

Ctrl + Shift + V pastes without formatting on Windows

6. Boss thinks AI can code at senior developer level and fires you and the entire team

So true! Out of the five jobs I got over my career, three were from referrals.

There was a Dead or Alive game in which a manager literally released it before it was ready without consulting with the team. The game was still in beta and a glitchy mess.

I am still complaining, but now I blame the managers