Yeah, you’ve probably grown accustomed to most memes using high fructose corn syrup which is clear and easier to hide.

Kids vote for other kids, and if it’s anything like student council it’s not really about ability. More Trump means less reading assignments…

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

Humancenticycle

I’ve honestly never had Little Caesar’s, I assumed it was similar to Dominos in quality…

WSL finally has competition… American Sign Language

Bruh, those stairs are wasted

“Correct” is a strong word, it works for their show because you’re seeing it through the protagonist’s eyes who is absolutely loving the situation when compared to his dull office job. The colorful aesthetic there serves as part of the storytelling. However, choosing to just not make blood look like blood for everything only serves to undermine the violence shown. People talk about the dangers of becoming decensitized to violence through media, but imagine if media doesn’t even show to grousom results of said violence what that could do to people’s perception of it in real life.

I live on the second floor… If that’s how I die, clearly it’s what the universe wanted.

As well as their track record, some references and a cover letter. If I need a good resume to get hired, so do they!

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

Even as a younger millennial they were barely in my life. My mom had one when I was in elementary school for work, and other than that I just know beepers from medical shows and Dennis, the beeper king, from 30 Rock. Technology is cyclical.

Hey, they could be talking about Jython…

Aye aye matey, people who choose piracy are peer-plexing…

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…

Is bad grammar not dirty talk? No wonder girls get freaked out when I say “let’s eat grandma”…