Maybe the asteroid impact actually changed the rotational speed of the planet and increased gravity. There, I just created a new theory.

What a shitty way to go that would have been for the dinosaurs and any other giant species. Imagine some ELE hitting humankind but sparing all the little people.

Fuck, now I can’t unconsider it.

He’s the shadow president because Nosferatu cannot abide the light.

This is me over and over again in the grocery store. Apart from the munching first, that is.

It was a big scavenger hunt event where they awarded some pretty hefty cash prizes. It lasted several weeks from what I remember.

Those lazy kids need to work harder. Most Roblox games are crap.

My teenage daughter who will probably never try crack because she has Roblox instead gets deep into this stuff. She said that the developers of Sober disabled it for “The Hunt” voluntarily just to avoid drawing any ire from the Roblox developers since they’re vaguely aware of Sober’s existence and I guess tolerate it as long as it isn’t causing problems for them. If anyone was accused of using Sober to cheat during such a high profile event it would be bad news for them.

He would just buy help from top European scientists.

I do not particularly care for it and most of my systems are still systemd free. Much like pulseaudio in its later days, I’ve learned to deal with it when I must. Also like pulseaudio, something better will probably come along.

The meek shall inherit the earth.

And everyone needs a new fridge every 3-5 years now because they’re all pieces of shit.

Yeah we had to replace our piece of shit Samsung fridge this year and after doing days of research it turns out pretty much all fridges are pieces of shit these days.

Ooh yes a tip screen pops up every time before allowing you access to the fridge then when you select the tip (because there’s no ‘no thanks’ option) it then asks you if you’d like to round up to the nearest $5 for charity.

By firing they meant firing squad.

Hell, surprisingly, still has room for these fuckers.

VPN companies hearing the distant cha-chinging of cash registers.

Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.

I would argue that being a bad one even has its challenges.

Fuck*ss child? President Trump and friends would like to know where you’re hanging out.

You’re right. Wait, get over what?