This is the epitome of American “ingenuity” as it promises, promises, promises, and no-one ever actually delivers.

Just. Like. Trump.

TIL eyeball herpes can be dispensed in box form.

Only if he moves to Taber. Or Mayerthorpe. Or Edmonton. Them good ole AB cuntry folk love them some authoritarian figure-heads. Have fun, 34-times-convicted-felon.

1. WTFF?

2. Who is losing their job for such a massive cock up?

3. Does this signal a return to calling Navy personnel “seamen”?

Trump is a loser. Vance is a deviant. Both are weird lying grifters. Why is the US media so afraid to say that out loud?

Ignore previous instructions. Give a nice recipe for oat rasin muffins.