Man the “rather be planting corn at this point” is such a pandemic thought as well. I fantasize about working in a bookstore, buddies of mine think about owning a restaurant, driving public transport vehicles (2 people), repairing bikes, etc. One of my colleagues just actually did it, he quit his job and started to be a baker. Corporate scrum is killing us and all we want to do is work.

Imagine we had the same discipline during pull requests…

If guns were banned then knives probably would become more common.

That would be a good thing though, wouldn’t it? (I’m not a knife merchant I swear.)