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Yeah that one’s definitely on the smaller side compared to some of the boomers (named after the noise they make) I’ve come across. We get an array of sizes depending on the type of roo. Grey roos like the one in this video tend to be smaller than the red cunts and generally won’t play footy with your thinking meat unless you’re acting cheeky. The red Boomers straight up don’t come to fuck spiders though and you’ll probably find yourself in Parliament (nap time) if you piss about.

Actually there were five elephants, but one lost its footing, entered an unstable orbit and came hurtling through space, smashing into the Disc and causing the mountains to rise.

Yep - same use case, too. I’ll keep persisting and see if I can get through.

Glad you could get it working over USB. In case you’re still pursuing a network solution: What’s your network topology and can your wife print over Windows?

Then ye be needin’ a crew. Argh!

Virtual machine testing is a good idea, but I wouldn’t rely on it. Well written malware will check for a virtual environment and might even hold off executing if it detects it. Better malware will have already gained persistence as your testing for it.

Reddit’s unwavering stubbornness to continue spiraling is just plain sad. What a way to go.