*booty

It’s almost like he’s not very honest.

It’s the Russia caucus that’s complained. They’ll fall in line eventually.

The phrase is “counter-indicator.”

They’re supposed to question the answers.

He’s done with Tesla, isn’t he?

Got me.

Happy now, hipsters? We’ve brought back measles.

At least they didn’t wreck (more of) the environment and nearly down passenger planes with this one.

Progress!

Oh no, where will I get my AI slop?

Who would have guessed America’s Hitler would be so fucking lame.

The MC later thanked “our special sponsor Coinbase,” the cryptocurrency exchange. President Trump sure loves crypto — he reported in his financial disclosure Friday that he made $57 million in the final months of 2024 after he and his family launched their own crypto exchange, World Liberty Financial. (That was before he launched his own $TRUMP meme coin.)

Welcome to the Biff Tannen timeline.

There’s a promotional $34/mo rate if you preorder.

Self-driving in six months. Mars by 2024.

Perkele.

Yeah, that’s a market.

It’s a labor market. Employers are not owed slaves.

Maybe he should pay more?

Have y’all stop putting the Queen of Canada on your currency?