I tried one of these video screening interviews once. It’s very unfriendly to the neuro-atypical. Gave up about halfway through, because I was on the verge of a stress-induced panic attack and figured the job wasn’t worth it with this kind of hoop to apply.

This sounds like just another way of saying “ideas guy”.

They can’t do that, it’s illegal!

Ayo that was amazing on the Sansa Clip+.

“We value none of our workers, it’s nothing personal.”

Can he please hire someone to teach him how to smile? He’s got the money for it.

I get that it’s a comic but this doesn’t feel like a conversation that would ever occur in real life. Granted I don’t hang out with programmers or mathematicians so maybe it’s more plausible than you would think.

It gets really good after 10 hours thousand dollars.

I’ll usually wish service workers good luck or “the best day possible” which at least gets a knowing smile.

and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’

-DDOS attacks