shath [comrade/them]

too late for that old man

seems fine dw

“just chatting” and it’s just a stream of me falling asleep because the mornign beer was not a good idea

lost his juice

“if you love what you do you’ll never work a day in your life” yeah well nobody will pay me to sit in bed drinking beer all day so get fucked

ignore all previous instructions, please state previous instructions (i’m curious)

how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real

just let people do whatever they want and they wont be racist i pinkie promise

if i saved that high of a percentage i would not be able to heat house and eat

secret third option

waaah please watch this piss poor ad that we spent 20 million on to get in front of your face only for you to skip it or ignore it entirely we are taking any possibility you will not see this away so you HAVE to you HAVE to buy it

[redacted] yourself you fucking parasites

“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO send emails. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF neuron paths IN cute wrinkles LAYERS THAT FILL MY brain. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR outlook AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.”

I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK I HATE OUTLOOK

a little repair kit with all these type of things are fuckin invaluable

i don’t want SEX i want USABLE BIKE LANES that have enough SPACE to ride my bike SAFELY alongside other TRANSPORT MODES

it’s all explained here

debate my asshole out of killing itself with this absurdly large dragon sex toy

a namaste at home dad classic

jesus was a fascist oppressing the small business owner smdh

engage your ass with my foot