You will never get this. You will never get this. La lala lala.

The fact that this was leaked should be telling. Should.

If you see someone shoplifting food killing CEOs, you ain’t seen shit.

They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

How dare you hide your information from them! The nerve!

“Your data collection into Gmail only! No into chic fila app!”

Last seen headed toward Myrtle Beach in a Geo Metro.

I mean, that’s why I’m still here.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

The most versatile note pad in existence…

As an American… An American leopard?

Participation trophies

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

Or air lock.

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

That’s the fun part. The emitter is the detector. It will invert the beam of it detects anything.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

Iron maiden in Brazil.