the appearance of excalistapler heralds the returnal of Klaus

praise his name

epson is kinda scummy with their ink cartridges and also has bloat

brother is superior

that name invokes the old horror that is printers

prediction if this becomes widespread: soon they will have their own wireless internet connection just so they wont have to rely on your network to spy on you lel😎

doctors are way to overbooked and overworked. people being offended by actual solutions really doesn’t help.

can we have some other guy where these people can go to, to relax the system?

just some dude who tells them: hell yeah sis! its ok, eat yourself to death! here take some drugs so you dont notice your problems anymore, bye

you don’t need a highly trained professional for that. cheap solution

no,people in iceland are so genetically homogeneous, they probably match thanks to everyone being so related

so think of your company as a horse

you sell it to someone for a nice price thinking the other one wants to ride the horse just like you did. but they are actually a butcher and make horse sausage out of it.

ppsspssspsss ppsspsspspss here kitty kitty ppssppssppssppss

(i have no idea what this is about, just scrolling through… i still hope its about cats)

like cats who want outside

that name needs work anyway a reform is in order: i miss my pee pee?

m ee pee pee ?

or just call it the piss state and be done with it

i would preorder games from a studio i like to boost their capital while they are still developing. it seems better than them having a lower budget or getting shady investors. but somehow those who are worthy are the same folk who dont do preorders😂

middle top row is giving birth

seems like an addiction to me but alright buddy

look at mr. freeze over there 😎

if i want cold water, i just let the tap water run for a bit and drink that. granted, its not ice cold, but do you really need it to be freezingly cold?

thats a penis

or even better. a manual by howtobasic

what if they used that too? it would ensure higher data quality

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yesyes: haha penis funni

nono: big fat trust issues