Step 1 delete your X account.

We? Are you in congress being lobbied by Alphabet and Meta?

~25 billion in funding and they need my phone…

The ability to commit a crime is now a crime. Sounds like more USA grade propaganda.

Being an actual cannibal is expensive. But really, Spez eats people.

Why do you think anything primarily male would be a fetish?

Prostate cancer, you’re next

It worked for Twitter, right…. Right…?

Tesla already has the highest accident risk, are they trying to increase their lead?

In other news: stop using Netscape

But she doesn’t blast it on her speakers because it isn’t funny

If I looked like him I would have to be high all the time too

Life finds a way

I read somewhere that Reddit cannot advertise on its sexually explicit subs, so I use Reddit exclusively for smut. Lemmy for all my non-smut needs

Headline: Apple be Applin’

I guess I will read articles about CloudFlare since I can’t read any of the articles people are linking to on Lemmy

Anyone else completely blocked by captcha checks for this site?

I haven’t seen a single homophobic or transphobic post or comment yet. *knock on wood