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did you know that the romaine empire purslaned the mache to bow down to them because they were so mesclun?

in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30’s, is stalking in the shadows. The salad’s only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.

speak for yourself. I enjoy vacuuming! I have a small space so it doesn’t take as long to vacuum.

what…? how much money did that Roomba cost for him to spend that much time and effort on recoding it?!

then they will buy it

ok but why

that’s one my great great great grandfather used to say

uhm… put them in a place with lots of radiation…? wait…why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?

ok that’s funny

oops I’ll repost

uhm is Joe a professional doctur that helps people that are half lemin???