The wording “unless matter is somehow fed directly into them”, along with the fact that this black hole grows 40x too fast, gives me cosmic horror vibes.

Who’s feeding it!?

Shit, they found your mom!

The old.lemmy.world frontend (also old… on other instances) works in links2.
There’s currently no other way to browse Lemmy in a text browser on a TTY that actually works, I’ve tried them all (including browsh, carbonyl, neonmodem).

Call your bank and ask them how to access your account without an Apple or Android phone.
Claim you need it for accessibility reasons.
Forcing you to use the product of one out of 2 tech corporations just to survive (for which you need a bank account) is ridiculous.

The problems start when it breaks through the safe barrier.

It also conveniently offers more accurate cell phone tracking because of its limited range.

But where do you stop? the structural integrity of the ground? What about that of muscle fiber? You are super strong but when you try to lift something, your biceps just explodes.

Nothing, at all.
Some things you can’t do easily in Mint, like create snapshots automatically and boot into them when something breaks.
But it’s all Linux and freely available software under the hood, and the lines between configuration, customization and forking your distro are blurry.

If you make a superhero realistic, they’ll be just some guy.

And we still don’t have open source printers

HQ? I need my HK!

It starts going downhill when a xeno-biologist takes off the helmet and gets touchy with an alien lifeform out of curiosity.

You can hold her lance and sheathe her sword.

Give it to your squire.

Deus Vult!

HP

worse than HR

So what you’re saying is, Prometheus was realistic?

I’m a sysadmin by trade. My hobbies are:

• cooking with nothing but a cast iron pan and a knife I forged after a medieval design
• tinkering on bicycles ('90s MTBs, the golden age of component compatibility)
• sewing clothes by hand
• smashing printers with baseball bats

Sounds like Kinoite with extra steps.

What do you even need new, “faster” CPUs for? Serious question.