Isn’t Pepsi threatening to poison the water supply, which would be bad for everyone, including RC and Wolf Cola?
Coke is the devil, but its a devil I can reason with. Once it’s the dominant chain, then I will threaten it’s position by backing RC.
But not before.
“And Lo, let us bless his holy vessel, for though his storage was finite and his time to seek was limited, he faithfully preserved our thoughts and feelings, and carried them up onto heaven in his ascension, where he reigns in the gilded halls of FAT12 on his 3.5inch throne.”