They’re molasses??? No freaking wonder i dislike their taste. Molasses by itself is super gross.

It’s fine. I’ll be forced to figure something out or become homeless. Yay being a millennial!

We’re supposed to be best friends, and we decided to move in together BUUUUUUUT he’s done literally everything he can to prove he’s selfish.

And when he’s called out on it he will Deny he did anything, Deflect and say I’m the one that’s overreacting and then if i stand my ground he whispers an apology at a volume where i cannot hear him even though he’s within arm’s reach.

No lie.

We had a talk where i told him rooming with people is difficult because in every situation I’ve been in the roommates have always been antagonistic and selfish. Told him all the things past roommates have done that crippled the living situation and he he has done all of it. But it’s supposed to be okay as long as he claims “it was a joke” or “we’re bffs I’d never do anything to hurt you.”

Edit: i know you’re making a joke but some of us can’t survive without a roommate to split bills with because not every job pays enough, and they basically laugh when we ask for a raise. I worked at a retail store 2 years ago that gasped when i told them 4-8hrs of work a week isn’t enough for anything.

I’m over here still on Android 14. Yay prepaid phones!

I have a friend like this too. Except he intentionally slows down when a car comes up tona side street on the passenger side and says “hit us! Gimme that cheque!”

I told him the last time he did that shit “if we EVER het into an accident i am using any money ibreceive to fucking sue your dumbass for putting us in danger.”

Doesn’t do that anymore, but does enough other toxic shit for me to cut him out after this lease is up.

Bro there’s more than just women not voting. I’m in my 30s and still know ppl that refuse to vote because “it doesn’t matter,” and after each election those same folks complain.

You can’t change stupid past high school. Once someone commits to being dumb they’re lost.

This is true, but the one i would have voted for filed the wrong form to be put on the ballot and is disqualified. So idk if i trust that one in office.

There aren’t any good options for 3p this time around :'(

I plan to Vote for the Head Cheeto in Charge this year. His saving grace is Tulsi Gabbard.

I tried making a similar argument on Facebook in 2016 when Trump won.

I didn’t vote for either of the top two, but I did vote 3rd party. I voted on someone that i felt would be just as good a fit as the other two at that time. I wanted change, and tried to get so-called friends to change the way they thought about voting. Some of those people were the kind to say “my vote doesn’t matter. They’ll elect whomever they want in office.”

I even went so far as to draw a very shitty comic that pointed out the other options on the ballot, and how we as a society could push for political change BY VOTING.

Sigh… I was called a classless human being by an immigrant from the UK I went to college with. Her friends, and even one professor kept blowing up my DMs calling me trash for not supporting Clinton. That election really showed me the true colors of people. Since then i just tell people i am “unaffiliated” when they ask which party i support.

Then they’ll get sued by some rando, and the company won’t immediately ban other users but instead use their own version of AI generated ads that will figure out a way to increase all the ads, bypassing the blockers, and then they increase their subscription prices because the “pirates made us do it!”

Knowyourmeme dot com? 🤔

That last paragraph… WINBLOWS ALREADY DOES THIS!

i swear it does it when it’s not supposed to. In the past 6 months my desktop has been waking up from sleep, and also me, just to start an update I was even unaware was happening. And if it’s not updating the system it sits there at the login screen.

So I’ve started shutting my pc down before bed to avoid this happening.

Edit: not the checkbox thing. It updates and downloads stuff sometimes without me telling it to.

Plot twist: they have extensions, but none are active.

He’s even squinting!

-hugs-

Me too 😭

I use swipe sometimes, but every now and then it refuses to type something simple. So i hardly use that feature.

That is a text message, no?

Excuse you, i was a child when all of that was happening 😭

No, but i do remember Microsoft Encarta 98