I see compliance with the purpose of mattresses. The y didn’t build forts or a maze with them. They protected them with sheets. And it doesn’t sound like they even used them for sex. Mattresses exist to be slept on, they complied.

You know, in my jealousy about the capacious pockets in men’s pants, I never thought about how they must weigh the pants down when they’re full of keys and wallet and phone and tampons and condoms and stuff. No wonder y’all need belts!