To be fair, if microsoft didnt automatically backup the keys, a simple BIOS/UEFI setting change, or windows update could trip the Secure Boot settings, which would clear all the TPM keys from the system, which means the sysyem would prompt you for the recovery key. I think people value being able retain access to their data over encryption. And to Microsoft’s credit, its not exactly a secret, they literally tell you that the key will be uploaded.

You wake up tomorrow and now you now suddenly love Elon Musk

“Heil Tesla”, you say, as you put on your swasticar armband.

“Guys, I had the ephiphamy of my life while I was sleeping and… so I guess… White… Power?”

looks at mirror

“Hmm… what’s wrong my with skin?”

(the person is black btw)

id.me has joined the chat

Oh no. I guess disneyland employees are sick freaks. 😱

United Provinces of Canada?

Jump out of the car.

“I’m not driving, I’m travelling” 🤓

Murphy’s Law: the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer

A modern spin on it would be like:

The son is accused of drug trafficking

The father: “I can’t access the cloud drive account on [Site Name]”

The son: “If you ever remember the password and get in, delete the account. That’s where my (drug trade) ledger is”

Overnight, the FBI filed subpoena to the cloud company requesting a copy of any files on any of [the father]'s accounts. Within days, the company compiled and send the info to the FBI.

[The son]'s defence attorney got a copy of the files due to the discovery process, and passed it on to the father.

The father: “Son, I don’t know how, but your lawyer just sent me an email this afternoon with all the family photos”

“We’re the party of Lincoln”

also

“Lincoln was a woke radical feminist abolitionist”

🤔

When your antidepressants stops working 🙃

According to the subreddit’s moderators, the AI took on numerous different identities in comments during the course of the experiment, including a sexual assault survivor, a trauma counselor “specializing in abuse,” and a “Black man opposed to Black Lives Matter.”

You don’t need an LLM for that, you got Dean Browning with his xitter alts

I use Lemmy be-
cause I want to shove this com-
ment up Uranus

😉