Don’t google “meatspin”.

Or do, I’m not your mother

Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong

I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore

One more pun and I’m calling The Police.

Yeah, I got $13 even though I voted in 2020.

diddle my hall effect lid sensor daddy

You mean like maple syrup?

encourage people to spend money

Yeah, exactly that

what

STOP! Collaborate an-

fuck

Ma’am, this is a meme

Bowling for Soup was formed in 1994. The name comes from an old Steve Martin bit, Bowling for Shit. Bowling for Columbine was called that because the Columbine shooters went bowling before the massacre.

That’s literally how the software industry works.

before:2023

Neither of those are minerals.

Reminds me of The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.

My aunt knew him as Billy in high school. And he pronounced his last name DAY-foe.

Their good journalists left

In the present Convention, genocide means any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group, as such:

1. Killing members of the group;
2. Causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group;
3. Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
4. Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;
5. Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.

That’s directly from the UNs genocide convention.

I feel like this is casually racist but I couldn’t tell you why