You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
Maybe half ass it a little bit
If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.
Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.
I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government
fuck it
just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text
If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now
I’d rather not ask
I’m not scared of nuclear power
but hearing it in the same sentence as ‘Microsoft AI’ sent a shiver down my spine
They do a similar thing with medication here in South Africa. Or, at least they used to. I haven’t seen many video ads in a very long time.
They can advertise Schedule 0 meds (aisle stuff) with pictures and a generic ad text, coincidentally also describing the type of medication they cannot advertise. The medications marked [S0] normally contain herbal or relatively safe ingredients.
And then they have the Schedule 1 and 2 medications which look comedically similar to their S0 counterparts
I think for schedule 1, I think they can advertise, but it’s OTC. Schedule 1 is stuff like, throat lozenges with benzocaine and other things that could potentially be dangerous, but you can only buy in small quantities.
Schedule 2, They are allowed to say if they have stock and apparently run discount promotions on them, but they cannot openly display images of the products. Stuff like ibuprofen, codeine, antihistamines, pseudoephedrine etc.
Example here:
clicks. co. za/brands/benylin †
Benylin for babies and losers
Benylin for the real deal hatman seekers
† (Sorry about the spaces, I don’t want to accidentally break any community rules nor let those cunts notice Lemmy traffic. Not advertising. Fuck Clicks. Fuck J&J. Cook your own meds in mum’s bathtub)
those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
I’ve been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I’ve seen has been petty.
Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like “Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes” on fresh uploads.
The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.
There’s a voting system, so you’d need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn’t really all that worth it.
My dick fits into all of them
Seems pretty universal to me 😎
If it brings you any solace, Mr Raised-by-4chan is getting absolutely thundercunted with downvotes.
Haven’t seen that many in a long while.
When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date
When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse
whatd he do
I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep
Im a sleeby
reminder to self kinda
12 years
32k views
Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?
Ah, that makes sense. I thought you meant IT as in information technology. Was very confused.
Brain still good yey
edit: typo. perhaps I need to make that appointment
Pardon my ignorance. I may have a mild brain injury.
Could you perhaps rephrase?
I’m not sure if I understood what you said.
Is there anything else or anything else you would like to discuss? Perhaps anything else?
Anything else?
Trying this every time I need to delete an account
all while they clockwork orange your eyes and show you nothing but ads
Google “asmongold rat clock”