They’ve already got a joint account. Basically married.

Shit, if everyone sees this, they’re all going to start fucking swearing all the time, and the bastards won’t be inhibited anymore. That means the rest of us cunts will have to find another way to express ourselves as assholes in public to achieve the same performance gains. Damnit!

Steps, cushions, lava lamp ;)

LinkedIn is like a tenth as bad as others. At least it is (still, somewhat) marginally useful.

Well the ads percentage in the feed keeps going up. And more AI generated crap. But show me a social network (that isn’t Lemmy) where that isn’t true.

They can sincerely hold these beliefs. They will just believe “not that veteran”

The Matrix was right. Lynch’s Dune was peak humanity.

This variant on the forkbomb brought to you by Google.

It’s a pun!

Joke’s on you! I’m a Betazoid. Captain, I feel… Intense… Scrolling.

Do you have a program to help you count sheep to fall asleep? Asking for a friend

Aha, so it’s treating the pasta as one would a fruit filled pierogi or crepe. Just a wheaty medium for delivery of fruity goodness.

Someone tell me more about pasta with strawberries please. I say this as a pineapple on pizza aficionado.

Probably just a shoulder check used for photo. Probably an unrelated stock image for the transmission. Still a funny meme template

I mean it uses location and acceleration info for driving habits. What did you expect?

And they can request location info and other things, and most people just click Allow.

$1M/day…

Okay, assuming $50k/yr cost per person, that’s something like $135/day for each “cop”. That’s like 7000 people if salary was the only thing.

Since I don’t think there are even 1000 of them deployed in DC, then there’s a lot of overhead going somewhere else. Uniforms, admin, whatever. Likely some good old fashioned corruption and grift.

Also, I’m kind of surprised that number is that low.

Technically, if the bicycle is motor assisted, then yes that would also illegal in Canada and on rare occasion. There was a recent case here: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/amherst-man-charged-with-impaired-driving-while-riding-e-bike-1.7576394

However, the original story and this one share a common theme – attempts to circumvent a driving ban by using a motorized vehicle that straddles a grey area of the definition. And both involved them playing in traffic.

As far as I know, no recent cases have involve true non-motorized vehicles. Legal precedent suggests that bikes, skateboards, horses, etc., are allowed to be operated over limit. However, you can still be charged with all sorts of secondary things depending on how you’re operating.

Nice! Needs a funny hand drawn sci fi logo, saying “Feedblaster 6000” or something. ;)

Nice perspective.

What would you consider to be a contribution of value? Posting? Comments? Moderating? Installing a server rack in your closer for nightly backups? What would you suggest a minimum contribution for continued use should be?

No. If Stalin’s Soviet era showed us anything, it’s that the dogma of religion can be replaced with the dogma of state. Getting rid of organized religion just kicks the can down the road. Education is paramount.