I use Steam btw

This question phills me with sadness. The world is philled with uncultured philistines. I’ll have to console myself with some philafels, and phillatio. to phil you in, that’s “Philthy Animal”. He philled the role of drummer in Motörhead

And Cruise is playing bumper cars

at least the windows broke

Does Windows ever do anything else?

Wear one, but occasionally switch eyes, see if anyone notices