What??!?

So sad they have such market capture and monopoly on access they can do such unreasonable thing. Those dates are entirely unreasonable.

I’m going to my VCR store and rent the VHS when it is released there – I won’t renew my Skyshowtime subscription on July as I had planned as a protest.

You’re mostly right – those names sound like overkill. However do note I have been using Bitwarden’s Name Generator (random noun + number) and I’ve evolved the scheme a bit ( it is now always ‘user’ and I keep adding numbers until the generated username is available ).