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Cake day: August 7th, 2023

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  • warbond@lemmy.worldtoComedy Heaven@lemmy.worldCaught by wife
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    2 months ago

    Quick breakfast, cup of coffee, then brush your teeth, all while the conditioner is doing its thing. You’re already naked, so just bear down and let it flow (and drop, if you’re a morning pooper) then waffle stomp your way to that Sigma grindset and your millions of dollars. Shower pooping is going to revolutionize our economy!