Geoff?

You are right, doing something and teaching something are different. If you watched the video, you would also know you were wrong.

I’ll boop you on the snoot.

…and now we wait.

Frozen, or in-the-rumps?

After years of learning Spanish my brother pointed out that the word for umbrella, paraguas, is simply “for water”. Similar to how parasol is “for sun”.

So obvious, but somehow my brain missed it.

Go on.

What if being shamed is my kink?

For me an email is when I don’t need a quick response. A text is when I want a faster response but I don’t want to interrupt what the other person is doing. A call is when I want a quick response and I think it’s worth interrupting the person.

I very rarely call.

I respect the concern, but if you already ate the bacon that left you with the fat, hasn’t a fair amount of the damage already been done?

Yeah, I wish I knew this about a year ago. Thanks.

Technically a gay couple is twice as manly as a hetero couple.

Not really related to the story, I just like that fact.

That was my thought. Am I not a person?

I’m often for giving people the benefit of the doubt, but the “keep your dumb mouth shut” part makes me feel like this is less of a shower thought and more of a “I didn’t know where to complain” thought.

I’m guessing you didn’t really think this one through. Perhaps try on Unpopular Opinions ?

Alright so who here actually has a good Yo-Yo Ma joke?

I feel like we need some to follow this joke.

I try to never use “the finger” when another driver is being an ass. In that case I always just give them a thumbs down and a sad face.

I save the middle finger for people who are being “nice”, especially when it is making things dangerous. I find it is the quickest way get them to just go.

I try to be coniderate while driving. Being predictable is safe. Deviating from the rules is dangerous. I think being safe more considerate than being “nice”.

This world is so interesting.

Also, doesn’t the jetbrains license let you continue to use the version that was the latest as of when your license ended. It’s a small difference, but also kinda huge.

Things like this wouldn’t happen if the gays liked guns and jesus more than rainbows and butt stuff!

(I am embarrassed to have even typed that sentence and feel obligated to emphasize how sarcastic it is. It’s very sarcastic.)

I use youtrack. It’s a project management tool. It’s not open source, but does have a self hostable option.

https://www.jetbrains.com/help/youtrack/server/installation-and-upgrade.html