This definition of “better” feels like claiming that a Beeper that’s constantly hooked to power is the perfect alarm because it warns you every time someone is trying to break in - while entirely ignoring that it is just constantly blaring.

Green Is My Pepper

Sold off to the lowest bidder who then “handles the recycling” - aka dumps it on some landfill in a 3rd world country.

I was shortly in a project where the team and the customer meant the fucking Oracle DB when they were talking about “the backend”.

There was Java Spring Boot (on some outdated, old old version), but all it did was pass args from a “REST” API (doing essentially RPCs with POSTs is REST, right?) to the DB.

The DB then had functions upon functions written in pl/sql that did the actual work.

I have no idea who the fuck thought that that was even remotely a good idea.

Anyways - I am happy to have moved on to better, more sensible projects :D

Pivot to suggesting to rewrite it in Rust in 3…2…1…