Midnight Wolf

The sandwich: 🌭

Yeah. I’ve looked into pulling the custom dictionary data but had issues logging in to obtain them - and I’m pretty sure that it won’t include the ‘logic’ required that tries to determine ‘when to use’ one suggestion vs another.

They aren’t true foss, but ‘source available’. I don’t remember why exactly (probably for licensing or something) and the typical user won’t know what that means nor care, but it is something to be aware of.

I like and use Grayjay, but the keyboard was not up to my standards, personally. Can’t find any foss/adjacent keyboards to come close to SwiftKey at all. I’ve been using it since release like 16+ years ago (?) or something, and every time I try something else, it’s just bad for a bunch of reasons.

Smh equal opportunities, gotta give the cancer a chance in this fast-paced agile hustlin world of today.

TLD

Now now, you can’t be picky! And really with the outcome being the same, there’s no reason to bicker.

Drums in the rear, if I remember right. And power nothing. Old friend of a friend had one and I got to drive it for curiosity’s sake.

A family member who did fatal accident reconstruction would quip that ‘technically yes, but the crumple zone involves you’.

Ha, the fools, you can’t go below no dignity at all! 💦

Imagine using a cellphone for calling lmao --millennials

mpreg

uhhhhh

A sternly-worded letter

Go team snake 🐍

HDD* (hard disk drive)

But streaming is downloading. Sure, it’s not saved to the disk, but…

Me, holding an entire ham between two buns:

I’m doing my part!

gags in disgust

While I didn’t use it regularly, I did use it here and there in both W10 and W10M. The jokes were pretty good too. But I’m an old-time halo player that is geeky as fuck so I’m laser-aligned with that demographic.

In high school, I had a classmate that I was not yet in the ‘friends’ territory, but we knew each other and would make small talk. One day she asked me to come around and look at her family computer, usual ‘slow and acting weird’ stuff. Sure.

I go over, all prepped with a flash drive full of utilities, and get straight to work. After a bit, maybe an hour of just chatting while I run programs and make changes, she offers to show me her room. I mean, I’m just waiting for the progress bar, why not. So she leads me back and it’s a cozy room, all neat and tidy, and I stop in the doorway while she sits on the bed. I survey the room, I remember the bed being pink, like that of a flowers pedals (I don’t know names of flowers but you all know that one I’m talking about, pink with a shade of white making it a light pink). I said something about the room being nice or something, and she pats the bed next to her and offers that I sit.

“No thanks, I should probably get back to the computer to see how it’s doing.”

And I do just that. She asks for help twice more after that - and I’m just like ‘how are you this bad at computers’ but strangely the follow-up visits don’t show much for me to fix. Strange, why would she ask for help - and pay me - when it’s basically in pristine shape now?

About a decade later, it clicked. She was cute, tall, quite intelligent, and nice to talk to, but I’m both an idiot, and like 99.4% gay, so that makes sense. Had it been a guy, I would have connected the dots immediately.

Ah well, she had a better-than-new pc for quite a while, at least.

Phew, dodged that bullet 😎