It’s okay, it happens to all guys at that age

Superintendent! Uhh, I was just uh stretching my USB cable on the windowsill!

Next up, (cell) phone plans.

(though fuck landlines phones too)

And, since it’s a car and not a plane, also not so pilot.

This message sponsored by LG.

NAS running a bunch of docker containers; a ThinkServer running Proxmox, which is in turn running Debian, which in turn is running more docker containers; a VPN running Debian, running docker containers…

It’s docker containers all the way down.

Hello.

I’ll take “problems I want” for $1,000, alex

Oh, someone is thirsty…

“to avoid learning new things, just learn these new things instead and repeat as needed until it doesn’t work anymore! duh!”

“no, wait, not like that!”

MFW I revert to Windows 2000

😎

were got hacked

moans

“why don’t you take your clothes off, then? You said you ‘have nothing to hide’, didn’t you?”

You can turn this wifi and bt scanning/‘location accuracy improvements’ off though, at least on android. It’s tucked away in the settings but once it’s done, it’s done.

locates webserver hosting it, lights it on fire

Smh you say on a dark place but then you say light years. If the whole year is light then how do you expect anyone to see if it has to be dark?

looks out your backyard window

so that is why you have a helicopter…

uwu siwwy widdle babies