Midnight Wolf

Let me know when my phone starts generating shit, so I can promptly light it on fire. Until then, I’ll be over here making out with it. Come here baby, give me some of that nasty 5G wavelengths. Oh yeah, that always gets me going~ a little tongue in the USB port and 💦

Signed, a gay dude who is basically oral-only because of experiences.

This but having a 5G modem.

I went through over a dozen distros before sighing and accepting Kubuntu.

WKTT: We Knot The Truth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR2kgSlgXSk

It’s showtime

“but I like big strong angry and mysterious guys uwu”

“well this has backfired”

You get a 5 second invulnerability when you spawn though, so just start blastin

🐺👉👈

Oof 💀

Haha, well now. We call this the act of mating. But there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.

👍

🅱️ossy

You win this time, bigger thing!

So we made lossy the norm, but - let me blow your mind - what if we make lossy BIGGER?

Okay

For windows at least, but I assume they’d do it across the board at once

Even simpler: shotgun blasts the physical machine

It’s more fun and exciting too!

The AI was the shitty code we wrote along the way

WKYK, oh yeah

Line no go up if consumer has autonomy and awareness. Quick, marketing drones, put up more information about our amazing and very complex and totally unique super mega ultra cloud!

✨ profits ✨

Me, looking at my Dyson vacuum: “you can do what”