Midnight Wolf

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Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin’ to say

But nothin’ comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish

Mom, can we get water bottles at home?

No, we already have water bottles at home.

Water bottles at home:

I always assume that phrase means “I’m horny af” and thus far it’s always fit pretty well in the context, so I’m just rolling with it.

And I always feel a certain way 😏

taking notes

“I’m going to start calling you calendar. Because your days are numbered.”

The ad is coming from INSIDE the TV

😱

Sure you can, see:

“can I take your photo?”

silence

“I’ll take that as a yes then”

flies buzzing around

📸

I mean I think the Toyota Corolla is still the most popular new car worldwide, and bland colors like white and gray are the most common as they are neutral colors that everyone seems to be okay with. Not our fault we want to use dependable boring transportation for our families, officer…

But we are indoors?

That’s why you get some friends together to all have similar plates. Similar cars too, if possible.

“Was it the gray Corolla, or the gray Camry? Was de-badged?” “They are all de-badged! What about the prius from the bank robbery?” “There are three cyan prii, that fled from that” “Were they driving an LE or SE model trim?” “No idea, did anyone check what wheels they had?” “Oh, they are known to swap the wheels of the different trims of that generation” “I’ve heard that they wrap the cars before they pull a job, so they don’t expose the real paint job” “GAHHHH”

“I need my car to have a turbo”

chops off 2 cylinders

“thanks bro runs so much better now”

TURBO MODE

Maxis: license game which would be available on the most popular and beloved OS of all time; along with making several iconic games around that time period

also Maxis: “we should sell out to EA”

Literally everyone: ???

Sounds like you need more pancakes 🥞

Why can’t I have some gay femboys 🥺

That’s a valid domain, btw.

I received this email, but two of my users who have their own accounts (not just profiles on my account) did not receive this. Thinking only server owners were affected?

DPRK: “it’s showtime”

Burnout 2: Point of Impact

helicopter surveying the scene

Congratulations! You won a silver medal!

Continue?

Generation Proxmox?

The popcorn was in the way of the keyboard