Midnight Wolf

sploosh

AWStats

“are you in good hands?”

(only people from the states will get this)

I live in the SW USA, so you’ve got a few options

Because I ain’t a little bitch, cameraman. Now let’s flip it around and see you handle 115F/46C+ temps, it’s only fair. Dying of heatstroke already? There is always this person smh

lmfao I’m over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I’m now almost crying

Birthday? Believe it or not, jail.

O.o not sure where either of those came from but alright chief

Trade you my totally average one. Hell, I’d go construction dump-truck size if it didn’t risk passing out the microsecond that I started getting horny.

Guys who are hung are lucky, and ones who complain about it don’t know how good they have it.

E: doubly so if yours wasn’t mutilated at birth

Sun: no more free power for you click

Every living thing as eternal darkness consumes us: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

$500,001

“booooring”

Well now I’m really not gonna stop

It’s one main dev, another doing android, and supporters (I myself have been firing off ideas, suggestions, and issue tickets, and trying to help other users). An electron desktop program is in the works too.

I setup a Haven (Github) self-hosted instance and am slowly dragging friends over as the dev pumps out features. All the important stuff is already available, still more on the way. Also has things like E2E, which I don’t care about for my community/server, but it is nice to have.

I mean, if you don’t want to be, that’d be kind of a bummer. I wouldn’t know though…

Aw yiss, Gay x2 here we goooo!

Hospital: we gonna steal ur baby lol

Parents: oh no, you are going to feed it, bathe it, care for it, educate it, all on your own dime? Oh the humanity

Hospital: wait no not like that-

E: hospital: that’s filthy socialism!

Is your refrigerator running? This is Mike Hunt.

Smh they should have paid for the ‘not killed spontaneously’ package. Their fault, really.

That’s not very typical

removes feet

Judge: well technically