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Solution: play through two mirrors

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

You win a free trip to the Hague

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

The heavier…the fewer…

I wonder what would happen if the Supreme Court surprised everyone by ruling Trump can’t run, and Biden died. 4 years of Marianne Williamson?

Wait, are you supposed to be able to make out the lyrics?

I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean

Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.

Can haz

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

New atoms, same old bullshit

Vomit landed on: laundry basket.

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

Xande: oh HELL no