HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square166fedilinkarrow-up1563arrow-down124
arrow-up1539arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square166fedilink
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoWhy did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoBeing confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
minus-squareɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI’m sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don’t do organized religion.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoHe wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 month agoOnly someone who is omniscient could know that. Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoIt’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
Maybe it was a consent thing?
Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
I’m sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don’t do organized religion.
He wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
Only someone who is omniscient could know that.
Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
It’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
You are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
All I have is Moo Deng coin.