And corkscrew genitals
and make them explosively shit
Add extended range flight tanks and a foot long spiral penis.
now we’re cooking with gas!!
Love this excuse to share a pic of the most beloved member of my flock. Antonio. When he is raising ducklings, we call him Big Papa Tony
accidentally points at cow
Ducks > Chickens
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Hahahaha
“And make it taste better.”
That’s what the quacking does
Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.
Girl seems pleased
When a duck reaches a high enough level, it evolves into a goose, which builds on all the features of the duck but turns them up to 11
after the goose comes a swan, which though bigger, tougher, and stronger, has chilled the hell out a bit
after a swan then comes the Canadian goose, which even though it appears to be a return to goose, it’s actually the might of a swan, and the rage of a 100 regular geese
Yet more proof supporting Eddie Izzard’s hypothesis that God wasn’t done creating animals when he smoked all the opium “just to test the first batch” 😁
Man, imagine when God invented the drugs
