Isn’t Meowgoth just a black cat? 😛

It doesn’t have to be funny haha to be satire. Just like dramatic irony doesn’t have to be a knee slapper.

I agree. I think it’s because the rest is in quotes and it doesn’t want to include quotes in the thumbnails for some reason 🤷

The way Voyager thumbnails work totally ruins this 🤦😄

I was zero miles away from her last night.

Coincidentally, 18 miles is almost exactly the maximum distance you can be from the sea and still be in Denmark.

Not advocating throwing your parents in the sea, just bragging about one of the advantages of living in a tiny country consisting mostly of sea and islands 😁

I wonder if the recent rise in individuals living with parents/relatives has had an influence

More people living zero inches away from their parents’ home WOULD decrease the average distance, yes 😛

Maybe that’s why you weren’t laughing? 🤷

My guess is that the joke was at Hitler’s expense so Himmler declared the jokester guilty of treasonous hilarity

a 25 CD selection system

Right next to your 9 slot upright toaster.

Two birds solution: make cute skirts out of estrogen

I know lol, I was kidding around 😁

Slightly ho-hum fact: I was being quite tongue in cheek throughout 😁

Meme a how isn’t this.

How the fuck are you spending 10 quid on spices

If it isn’t saffron and Italian white truffle, it doesn’t go on their toast.

Stops carving the Sunday roast

Fun fact: Britain didn’t invent roasting hunks of meat. Or Sundays. Or the combination thereof.

apple crumble

That’s not a real thing. That’s just something English people say to sound whimsical.

By this logic the Japanese don’t have curries and the Americans don’t have pizza, or any other food for that matter.

Correct. Only Neolithic cultures have their own foods.

Edit since it’s apparently not as obvious as I thought it would be: jk 😄

A nuclear plant is not a bad thing

This specific one famously is.

I did? Where’s my celebratory sash?

With that logo and those buildings, they were clearly supposed to be named Pizza Hat until they changed it at the last minute.

More’s the pity, since “hut” never made sense for pizza and Pizza Hat sounds like the ultimate slacker Halloween costume 😁

Tja is not in the sudoers file.