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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 8 个月前

Make a wish

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Make a wish

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 8 个月前
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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    8 个月前

    genie hands him 100,000,000 Vietnamese Dong

    • Signtist@lemm.ee
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      That’s a lot of Dong

    • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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      1 billion of the old Zimbabwean currency (about 12$)

    • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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      (about $4,000)

      • illi@lemm.ee
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        I’d take that tbh

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    I don’t think Rich has any wishes left they all belong to steve.

    • Nelots@lemm.ee
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      Alternatively, doesn’t that mean he gets his own 3 wishes? Infinite wish exploit??

  • Dr_Box@lemmy.world
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    This is what my dad would call “a hoot”

    • chingadera@lemmy.world
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      Dad here, this is actually a hoot and a half

  • MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works
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    Since he is a different person now, doesn’t he get 3 wishes?

    • Nelots@lemm.ee
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      Rich has actually used this genie once before as well.

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    You’re now a program manager.

  • errer@lemmy.world
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    Pun hub logo looking a bit too similar to…other well-known internet hubs.

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      deleted by creator

  • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world
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    Steve: I want you to be a pretty women.

    Genie: huh, okay. poof

    Steve: my second wish is, you become my wife and love me desperately forever.

    Genie: dafuq!?

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Yes I would like 1 billion monies

  • ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee
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    Think about all the things you used to wish for that you now have. Did it stop you wanting more things?

    Having things is not fun. Getting things is fun.

    • CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de
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      That’s why you wish for things that enable you to get more things. Aka lots of money.

      • ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee
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        Well yeah… Having money is not fun. Getting money is fun.

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