Kinky.

It’s more shutting down so your cells can repair all the drinking and fast food you ate.

True, also two sticks of ram and a CPU fan?

Who? His wife’s Boyfriend?

New headline:

UK POLICE GETS FACIAL FROM LFR, WATCH LIVE ON MONDAY!

Can’t think of anything.

What about shmi?

Who?

Anakin’s mother?

Oh, her… She was more of a one nighter.

No, because that probably had a lot to do with why Anakin turned into Darth Vader.

Oh, what? No he was destined to do that, something, something balance.

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every civilization that invented bread also invented toast, the reason is it is a form of preservative believe it or not dry toast is better than dry bread.

Unfortunately it is stuck at 10⁻¹⁴M and a gamma producer.

Dang it i changed

import(math)

To

import(MC.Escher)

Again

Lol

Well, the good news is we either have one very happy rebel or one very traumatized rebel in lock up.

I just delete every user but root.

Sounds like philosophy to me.

Ugh, I hate random drug tests, it is the exact same thing as the big box stuff and it always tastes like someone pissed in the cup.

What? Like some kind of onion creature?

Beer is was used instead of water to prevent bacteria from growing in the water, or at least that’s what we tell the wives, no idea if it’s true or not.

I was trying to sudo rm -rf ./ Once and missed the / so I just used rm -rf . And this was before they added --no-preserve-root as a default so it just ripped through my entire drive.

Following this trajectory the next step will be to reject the new meme in favor of the old one.