That cop car has got to be the coolest cop car I’ve ever saw.

Agreed, this was a warning shot, we know what to do now.

White knees?

Looks like you need to invert a binary tree.

Got it, eye wheel mak know miss steak!

Xbox ONE, PS TWO, PS THREE as well

Yup

Don’t forget your bullet proof windows, solid steel armor and spikes:

For my English skills I would like to thank early 2000’s XBOX Live

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Director: Blue, I need you to work on a patch for the suspension barrier, it seems to have a memory leak.

Blue: I could if I wasn’t allocating so much time to holding together a patchy framework, if I drop it now the whole system will break, what we need to do is re-build the entire thing from scratch in a new entirely blue framework, if we did that we wouldn’t have to allocate so many resources to patch work.

Director: that sounds like it would cost money…

Blue: it would now but in the future it would save us so much more.

Director: couldn’t you just work harder for less pay?

Blue: no I literally couldn’t.

Director: Green seems to be holding it together well.

Blue: that is because Green is at the bottom of the stack, he doesn’t have to deal with it he makes it our problem.

Director: I don’t know, sounds like a skill issue to me, no vacation time until it’s fixed.

Blue: Like I even get a vacation anyway.

That’s ironic.

Idk, I’ve played this one and I’ll be honest I’ve never seen so many bugs in one game before, I think it’s a Lost cause everyone seems to be a bug.

Everyone thinks it’s funny until they are tasked with writing the software to make the hands tick then suddenly it’s all like “we should stick to the standard” you know what, no! You like it so much you make the hands tick in numerical order and you better not have any of the minutes wrong.

Those pizzas are far worse than any atrocity Caesar might have commeted

Honey I know a dark place I can bend you over and put my hard rod in your crotch.

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Gotta be honest I was expecting something else.

Probably humans but I don’t think Peta was involved in the production so maybe not

I always assumed he was shaking a spear, this has got to be some kind of historical revisionist bs.

They have a functional monopoly on game launchers, but it isn’t illegal to have a monopoly — it’s only illegal to use that monopoly for anti-competitive actions.

A monopoly in law doesn’t mean total (100%) market control; it means having the power to control prices or exclude competition. Courts often refer to this as monopoly power.

A monopoly could exist with as little as 50% of the market, or even lower. Steam has around 70–80%, which is easily enough to be considered a monopoly. However, you could argue that despite their large market share, they can’t truly control the market, since it’s their goodwill and consumer-friendly behavior that earned them that share in the first place — and if they ever tried to abuse it, people might go elsewhere.

Personally, I don’t really believe that. Considering your entire library is tied to their platform, they could pull all kinds of shady tactics if they wanted to. But it’s an argument.

As far as I’m concerned, Steam is the least evil of the major corporations. I can overlook the secret gambling ring and possible dark-money smuggling complicity because they seem to be a net benefit to consumers, and the harm mostly falls on those complicit in the scheme — as well as on China and Russia.

Edit, fixed spelling.

I told chatGPT to break the news easily