Now I’m just curious what data they’re collecting and how. Like are they seeing if I’m getting down in the back seat or getting road head on the highway, or are they pulling this info off a connected phone?
They don’t, but their lawyers made them put that in after other companies have been successfully sued for violating biometric privacy laws. They’re casting as wide a net as possible in regards to users forfeiting their rights to their biomimetic information to make it impossible for users to win future lawsuits.
So now they’re covered if someone tries to sue after their cheating is exposed, or their sexual preferences, or their genetic disability, etc.
Aren’t they already violating biometric privacy laws by unnecessary permissions? At least GDPR says company should not ask for things that are unnecessary for providing service.
well that doesn’t really answer the question “what is information on sexual activity and how would fucking car has it”… unless there is some indoor camera whose videos nissan secretly uploads.
Nissan tracking your sexual activity is absolutely the weirdest privacy violation I’ve ever seen or heard of
Now I’m just curious what data they’re collecting and how. Like are they seeing if I’m getting down in the back seat or getting road head on the highway, or are they pulling this info off a connected phone?
… Because I log every sexual encounter in my calendar ofc.
Tuesday : backseat boobie
Wednesday : stickshift sniffy
Thursday : glovebox bollox
How can you skip Fornicate Friday? Slammin’ Saturday and Sunday Funday?
Also. Fuck Mondays.
Sounds like a healthy week
Sweet weekly love
and you know when i’m down to just my socks, what time it is
Possibly the Bluetooth/WiFi connection with your phone? That’s all I can think of.
I don’t think they’re intentionally collecting sexual activity. Moreso that they might incidentally, via your phone app.
Chief, next year we need less sports cars more minivans
They also want you genetic material. I wonder why.
Clones.
Nissan
New Son
Oh my god
They don’t, but their lawyers made them put that in after other companies have been successfully sued for violating biometric privacy laws. They’re casting as wide a net as possible in regards to users forfeiting their rights to their biomimetic information to make it impossible for users to win future lawsuits.
So now they’re covered if someone tries to sue after their cheating is exposed, or their sexual preferences, or their genetic disability, etc.
Aren’t they already violating biometric privacy laws by unnecessary permissions? At least GDPR says company should not ask for things that are unnecessary for providing service.
EU
Edit: … I’m assuming I put my phone in my pocket before finishing this comment and accidentally hit send. I have no idea what I was trying to say.
It’s for their upcoming line of Combine harvesters.
Don’t drink the water, it makes you forget
Excuse me, sir, but… what?
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well that doesn’t really answer the question “what is information on sexual activity and how would fucking car has it”… unless there is some indoor camera whose videos nissan secretly uploads.
Nissan is the biggest pornhub partner
Also Kia. What are the odds that two car companies would think of something like this?
The suspension team is led by a perfectionist.
That’s super weird