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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前

An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said.

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An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said.

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前
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  • realitista@lemm.ee
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    7 个月前

    Took me a bit longer on this one than the usual dad joke.

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      Missed it by a hare

  • rnercle@sh.itjust.works
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    thanks for posting this

    whoever invented this joke should be celebrated

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      7 个月前

      Sounds like you’re a rabbit fan.

      • rnercle@sh.itjust.works
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        7 个月前

        negative

        type o negative

        • dryfter@leminal.space
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          RIP Peter! 🤘🏻

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    You positive?

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    I don’t get it

    • LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz
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      Try saying “type o” a few times

      • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
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        Good lord

      • rnercle@sh.itjust.works
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        mille millions de mille sabords de tonnerre de brest!

      • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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        deleted by creator

    • Sibshops@lemm.ee
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      I’m probably a “typo”. It should be rabbi not rabbit.

    • CrimsonMishaps@lemmy.world
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      A “typo” in the joke

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Rabbit should probably be rabbi.

      • rnercle@sh.itjust.works
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        so that it would no longer be a joke?

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          Are you guys trolling me?

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      deleted by creator

  • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl
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    nice! not your usual fable i see

  • Wren@lemmy.world
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    Gor dsm it. Have my olivine.

  • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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    Ooooo that’s a good one

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    I’ve seen several iterations of this joke, this one still took me a minute. Well done, I’m stealing this one so I can torture my co-workers. Thanks!

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