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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前

An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said.

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An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said.

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前
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    Try saying “type o” a few times

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      Good lord

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      mille millions de mille sabords de tonnerre de brest!

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